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00:00 Twas the Night Before the Holiday Break
01:37 2nd Annual Holiday Extravaganza
03:54 Excitement for the World Juniors
10:07 Best Christmas Ever - Gifts for the Kitchener Rangers
12:47 Body Swap with Mike McKenzie
24:07 The AudPotties
35:21 Justin Blind Ranks Snowman Apparel
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Chapters
- 00:00Twas the Night Before the Holiday Break(watch on YouTube)
- 01:372nd Annual Holiday Extravaganza(watch on YouTube)
- 03:54Excitement for the World Juniors(watch on YouTube)
- 10:07Best Christmas Ever - Gifts for the Kitchener Rangers(watch on YouTube)
- 12:47Body Swap with Mike McKenzie(watch on YouTube)
- 24:07The AudPotties(watch on YouTube)
- 35:21Justin Blind Ranks Snowman Apparel(watch on YouTube)
Transcript
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0:00Justin: Twas the night before the holiday break and all through the Aud not a player was stirring, not even the shob. The Rangers stood proudly, their season first rate with 19 wins, 10 losses and OT losses at 3. The top of the division. Can't take that away from thee. On Pridham, on Humphreys, on Stark and Arquette. The Lamb revenge tour. We will never forget the. Through blue lines and breakouts, they skate with great cheer, pulling the Rangers faithful through another memorable year. Now Reed, now Chromiak, now Campbell and Bilecki. Defensive shutdowns, an offense that make you feel lucky. To the top of the league, we'll give it our all. Dash away, dish away, sauce away. All. The Memorial Cup to us not awarded. And to some of the fans, it feels like we were thwarted. But a challenger rises to which the Rangers can thrive. A championship run, the juice would abide. With half of the season now left in the dust, Mike McKenzie working behind the scenes to ensure the team is robust. We believe in the team to give it their all. A playoff fight that we are sure will enthrall. So here's to the Rangers in red, white and blue. Enjoy the break. See you in the new year.
1:19Andrew: Woohoo.
1:25Justin: Welcome to the AudPod, where we're talking kitchen arranger talk with the AudBalls themselves, Andrew and Justin. Take it away, fellas. Andrew, it is our second andual holiday extravaganza.
1:43Andrew: It sure is. You made it through that.
1:45Justin: Yeah. You can leave now. Okay, that's fair. That was good. Yes.
1:49Andrew: That was all I was waiting for all year.
1:50Justin: Yeah. Get out.
1:52Andrew: I'm good. I'm retiring from the pod.
1:56Justin: Just wanted to see if you could do it again. Yeah. Take five.
1:59Andrew: Oh, no.
2:01Justin: So, yeah, we're doing a. We're doing our holiday episode. We're not going to be recapping any games this week. We're tonight. If you're listening to this on Friday, tonight's the last game before the holiday break.
2:09Andrew: If you're listening to this enjoyment. Friday midnight. Go to bed.
2:14Justin: Yeah, go to bed. No relevant information will be had today.
2:17Andrew: You can listen to this anytime over the holidays.
2:19Justin: Yeah, it's true. It's true. This should be good for three weeks, which is the amount of time we're taking off.
2:25Andrew: Exactly right. There be. There'll be two weeks without odd pots. Yeah.
2:29Justin: Okay. Yeah.
2:30Andrew: So you'll. You know what they always say, though? Absence makes the heart grow fonder. So the loyal AudPod, AudPodience will be that much more engaged when we come back in January.
2:45Justin: Absinthe gives me A crazy hangover.
2:47Andrew: That's absinthe. It's very hard to enunciate. Absinthe.
2:52Justin: Absinthe.
2:53Andrew: The absinthe makes the heart.
2:55Justin: Absence of the AudPod.
2:56Andrew: Absinthe of the AudPod. We have. We're selling AudPod.
3:00Justin: Absinthe.
3:01Andrew: Absinthe
3:04Justin: for all your holiday needs.
3:05Andrew: But it's gonna be. It's gonna be blue, not green.
3:10Justin: If we could somehow make it, because red, white and blue. Absent.
3:13Andrew: I was gonna Sam O'Reilly do not. We don't want anything green.
3:16Justin: Yeah.
3:16Andrew: Nothing green.
3:17Justin: What's that Alcohol that has the. Multiple containers in the one bottle. It could be the same thing, just the three colors.
3:22Andrew: That would be cool. Yeah.
3:23Justin: And the Aud would mix together. It would probably be brown. And.
3:30Andrew: Try and make an. We'll try. We should try and figure out three. Three different liqueurs or whatever. Two that are red, white and blue
3:39Justin: and make an AudPod.
3:40Andrew: Shot.
3:41Justin: Shot.
3:41Andrew: Yeah. Holiday shot.
3:42Justin: the Aud shot.
3:43Andrew: Yeah, the Aud shot. Exactly.
3:45Justin: Yeah. Branding. Okay.
3:49Andrew: All right, back to regularly scheduled programming, which is different.
3:53Justin: World Juniors.
3:54Andrew: Breaking news.
3:55Justin: Breaking news. World Juniors is happening. We know nothing. You'll probably know more by Friday.
3:59Andrew: Yep.
4:00Justin: But, Andrew, you were looking at the roster today. What did you see?
4:02Andrew: Well, first of all, there. There are a couple of. I didn't count these guys, but there are a couple of former Ohlers who are coming into the tournament as NCAAs. But what I will say is I did count. And there's 11. Like, I'll call them pure. Oh. On. On the team, which is pretty incredible. Of course, there's going to be a little bit of bias because Hunter is the coach and they're. They're. The two Hunters are picking the team. So there's going to be a little
4:28Justin: bit of a bias. Let's just say that maybe last year there wasn't enough of a.
4:31Andrew: That's exactly it. That's exactly it.
4:33Justin: I.
4:33Andrew: So I went through some of these guys that I didn't recognize, and there's some absolute monsters on this team. This is. This team gets me excited. If you're not excited about Gavin McKenna, Porter Martone and Tjginla and Jet Lachenko and Brady Martin, you've got. On defense right now. We know that Zane Perek and Cameron Reider paired up together.
4:55Justin: Amazing.
4:56Andrew: That's nuts. Yeah. Like, there was a couple guys. Like, there's a guy undrafted out of the WHL. That's. Yeah, I know, I know.
5:03Justin: That's cool.
5:04Andrew: Ethan McKenzie. He's 19, undrafted. I looked. He's plays for Edmonton. He's Having a crazy year.
5:10Justin: Amazing.
5:11Andrew: Yeah. And so does he make it? I don't know. Because the defense is stacked. Like so stacked. Like we know Kishan Aison's making the team. Yeah. I would assume Harrison Brunicki is. He's a Penguins draft pick. He's been playing with the Penguins. He's been playing with Wilkes. Barry. It's like you're telling me that he's not making the team. Right, Right. He's a right shot defenseman and he's playing for the Penguins. Like I. And then you've got, you've got a 17 year old and Keaton Verhoff who's like lighting up the ncaa, who's from Fort Saskatchewan, Alberta.
5:43Justin: Right.
5:43Andrew: Right near where I'm from. Yeah. And he's 6, 4, 212 at 17 years old. Like, you think he's not making the team?
5:50Justin: Yeah.
5:50Andrew: I'm like, who do they not take on defense? Because they've got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 right now on defense. And like I was making the lines. Ben Danford is one of the guys from Branford who just got traded to Branford.
6:06Justin: Yeah. Like, who's also crazy good.
6:08Andrew: Yeah, I know. I'm like, who. There's a guy out of the NCAA from Calgary named Jackson Smith. He's 64205. You want that size? You could just take all of these monsters.
6:19Justin: Yeah.
6:19Andrew: Because you're going to have Perek and Reed as puck movers. That could, they could both be like power play quarterbacks. Yeah. Right.
6:27Justin: And.
6:28Andrew: And then you've got just Sean Agents who does it all. Yeah. And then you've got all these other guys who are just massive.
6:34Justin: Yeah.
6:35Andrew: And the offense is like a who's who of junior players. So it is. Gavin McKenna is one of four undrafted players.
6:45Justin: Yeah.
6:46Andrew: Obviously because he's 17, going to be 18. But it's just a crazy lineup. And last year I wasn't super excited about the roster. I thought it was missing some obvious people.
6:57Justin: Yeah.
6:57Andrew: This, this year I'm like, who are they going to cut? Yeah, you're looking. And like I said, the guys that I'm not necessarily super familiar with, they're all drafted. They're all like legit NHL talent. Prospects.
7:09Justin: Yeah, prospects.
7:10Andrew: So you're like, okay, I don't know. Who knows it's going to. I wouldn't want to be the one to make that decision.
7:17Justin: Yeah.
7:17Andrew: Yeah. You're going to literally just be looking at chemistry.
7:20Justin: Yeah.
7:20Andrew: For sure. And if you get, if you don't get taken, it's not because you're not crazy.
7:24Justin: Good.
7:24Andrew: It's because you just take. Didn't have a chance to gel.
7:28Justin: Yeah.
7:29Andrew: In whatever. They're having a game at the Aud and then they're having another game. I don't know where else is London?
7:34Justin: I think might be.
7:35Andrew: Yeah. And that's. That might just be the luck of the draw. You just didn't have a chance to gel and now you're not going.
7:41Justin: That's just it.
7:43Andrew: So I'm excited.
7:44Justin: Yeah.
7:45Andrew: I think it's Must watch this year.
7:47Justin: Yeah. I think the pool is crazy.
7:49Andrew: And look, we.
7:49Justin: It's not just. It's not just Canada.
7:51Andrew: No. I looked at the US Team.
7:53Justin: Yeah. It's scary.
7:54Andrew: It's scary. They've even been the last undrafted guys. Yeah, they have two undrafted guys.
7:59Justin: I know you can always take this with a grain of salt, but I was like, very excited to hear, like, Gavin McKenna say he's like this. I'm. He's. I'm. I've never put it more into something than going into this tournament. I'm like, cool. Yeah.
8:12Andrew: the Aud for blood. Yeah. It's very exciting and I'm really excited. Cameron Reid is on this team.
8:17Justin: Yes.
8:17Andrew: And to me is if they've already got him paired up with Zane Perek. They obviously.
8:20Justin: I think those two guys are pretty.
8:22Andrew: They have a feeling. That's.
8:23Justin: That's a thing.
8:24Andrew: Yeah.
8:24Justin: Also, Christian Kirsch looking good in those Swiss pads.
8:27Andrew: Absolutely.
8:28Justin: Really sharp in those Swiss pads there. So.
8:31Andrew: Yes. And there's only three goalies going, so basically, like to the Swiss camp. So. Yeah, they're going.
8:37Justin: I have no illusions that he will be the guy.
8:39Andrew: Yeah. Yeah. Very exciting.
8:41Justin: Yeah.
8:41Andrew: I was looking at. I was looking at the Swiss team and it's mostly all Euros. There's one goalie from the ushl, our beloved Christian Kirsch from the ohl. And then you've got one guy from the ahl, one guy from the Q. No, sorry. Two guys from the Q.
8:59Justin: And.
9:00Andrew: Yeah, that's pretty much it.
9:02Justin: There's.
9:03Andrew: Oh, there's two guys from the USHL and three guys from the Q. So that's it. That's it. It's all Euros. But it's cool that there are that many Swiss players in North America that you'd that be that good to get on. But I think it's just.
9:16Justin: It's.
9:16Andrew: Sweden looks good. Lots of drafted players. I just think it's going to be a.
9:21Justin: Check out the World Junior Tournament. Yeah.
9:23Andrew: I'm.
9:23Justin: I've.
9:24Andrew: Now that we, like, really follow Junior.
9:26Justin: I know.
9:26Andrew: This tournament is so much more exciting to me.
9:29Justin: I couldn't agree more. Yeah. I was saying that last night to a friend. I was like, yep. This is the most excited I've been for a World Juniors in a long time.
9:35Andrew: Absolutely. It's like, it's. Yeah, it's. It's international hockey, and all these guys want to win so bad.
9:41Justin: Yes. I will say first chance.
9:43Andrew: Emil Hemingway is playing for Finland. Yep. Obviously, Oscar did not get an invite. He's only 17, so there's lots of time.
9:51Justin: So hasn't played hockey, but he also
9:52Andrew: hasn't played, is what I wanted to say. So if he was playing, I think he'd be there. Yeah. Yep.
9:59Justin: All right, so World Juniors, check it out. The next thing we're going to do. Andrew, now we're really going to get into our holiday episode.
10:06Andrew: Oh, we are.
10:07Justin: So we're going to start with a segment we're calling Best Christmas Ever. And this is Andrew and I are going to gift the Kitchener Rangers. I said one gift, but it sounds like Andrew got two, and I also got two. But maybe if they're the same, then we got them the same gift and then somebody has to go to refund it. And like, yeah, you got to get in line at Bed, Bath and Beyond and receipts. And the beyond is really what the refund is part of. Yeah.
10:32Andrew: Anyway, you only have 30 days.
10:34Justin: Oh, yeah. And they extend it for the holidays, but. Yeah. Who wants to go January 4th? Who wants to spend their time? Exactly.
10:41Andrew: Who wants to get out in January at all? The only thing I'm willing to leave the house for is the Rangers game.
10:46Justin: Is Kitchener Rangers talking in January? 100%. Okay, Andrew, what's your first gift for the Kitchener Rangers for Christmas?
10:53Andrew: Well, nice little segue.
10:55Justin: Yeah.
10:55Andrew: It's Oscar Hemming.
10:58Justin: Get your refund receipts out, because that's what I got the Soo I knew
11:02Andrew: that's why you would get the Soo I actually wrote down something much more. Not necessarily more near and dear to my heart, but much more of a. I just think this is something that needs to happen, and I want to get it for this individual.
11:16Justin: Oh.
11:17Andrew: Individually on the Rangers. And it's a goal for Evan Headrick That's my Christmas wish.
11:23Justin: That's nice.
11:24Andrew: I just love the kid. I think that he's a great hockey player. Every bit of media he does for the Rangers, I'm like, this kid is hilarious. He's awesome. I just think he just needs to break through that glass ceiling. And the Aud all start.
11:36Justin: It's all just going to flood.
11:37Andrew: I just think. I think he works really hard away from the puck. He does everything right. I think the reason why he's in the lineup every night is that the coaches. He does everything that the coaches asked for of him. Now we just need for him to put a puck in the net. And that's my Christmas wish.
11:52Justin: That's nice.
11:52Andrew: Yeah.
11:53Justin: I'm going to gift Cameron Reid and Christian Kirsch phenomenal World Juniors tournaments. Because we have seen guys go to these tournaments and come back new and rejuvenated men. Not that we need them to be because they have both been performing exceptionally this year.
12:09Andrew: Two of the best players on the
12:10Justin: Tommy Kut all of a sudden that little bump, that world bump.
12:13Andrew: Oh.
12:15Justin: So I hope they have a great tournament and that's what I'm getting them for Christmas. Yeah.
12:19Andrew: I'm hoping Christian Kirsch can pull off some upsets.
12:21Justin: Yeah. Right. Yeah. Yeah.
12:23Andrew: Just not.
12:23Justin: Just not against Canada. Exactly. I don't want Cameron Reid to score on Christian Kirsch. Sorry. But I don't want Canada to lose.
12:30Andrew: Sorry, Christian.
12:31Justin: How does that feel? It ends.
12:33Andrew: It ends when Canada plays Switzerland. I actually have no idea what the schedule is going to be like because I don't know if the groups are even out.
12:38Justin: That's. I don't think they are.
12:39Andrew: I just looked at the rosters.
12:41Justin: I don't think they really are. I don't think. I think it's. We're like a little bit early for World Junior information.
12:45Andrew: Right, right, right, right.
12:46Justin: There you go.
12:47Andrew: All right.
12:47Justin: The next thing we're going to do is we're going to January 10th is the OHL trade deadline. And so that's coming up pretty fast. So in a weird. So we're jumping ahead to January the Aud a weird Freaky Friday situation. For whatever reason, Andrew and I both swap bodies with Mike McKenzie, which actually sounds like the worst Christmas present ever for Mike McKenzie. Mike McKenzie. But also for literally anybody who cares about the Rangers. Yeah. But in this weird instance where we body swap with Mike McKenzie, what's the move that you do on trade deadline day that's going. And what's your motivation behind that move?
13:28Andrew: I probably like to do. I probably just like bang out like a hundred pull ups because I know Mike can do it. I've seen Mike.
13:35Justin: I've seen Mike swaps back to his bodies. Am I in better shape? Yeah, I just. I just.
13:41Andrew: I completely forgot about the trade deadline. I've just been running without like Hyperventilating.
13:46Justin: I'm starving. Am I about to have a heart attack? What is it?
13:51Andrew: That's what's going on. My body sweat, Mike. I'm just deadlifting weights. I could even dream about deadlifting. Yes. I go for a skate.
14:03Justin: I don't know if your coordination tracks with the body swap.
14:06Andrew: I feel I gotta think. The muscle memory's there.
14:08Justin: It's like a Jason Born situation. It's like you can just fight.
14:11Andrew: Yeah. The muscle memory's there.
14:12Justin: I don't know what I'm doing, but I can do hockey. Okay. Okay.
14:17Andrew: And then after that, I get on the phone. Okay, all right. And I hit up the phones. Do you think that GMs are texting each other?
14:24Justin: Oh, for sure.
14:25Andrew: Yeah.
14:25Justin: I'm gonna guess that there's a WhatsApp group chat of all the OHLGMs. I.
14:32Andrew: You would think, right?
14:33Justin: I think it's like our fans to some degree.
14:35Andrew: I think it's all of them. Because you got to think there's different age groups.
14:38Justin: Yeah.
14:38Andrew: But I bet you that the, like the guys on the younger side.
14:41Justin: Oh, yeah.
14:41Andrew: There's got to be like a.
14:42Justin: Do you think they just go on and they're like, ah, player on the trade block. Just text.
14:47Andrew: It just is like our little WhatsApp group.
14:48Justin: Yeah, like our WhatsApp group for our fantasy hockey.
14:50Andrew: Yeah, for sure. That's what they do. They just casually drop in.
14:54Justin: All of these guys, like the. The OHLGMs, they're not that different in age from us, and that's what we do. So why wouldn't they do that? Right.
15:00Andrew: That's what I'm thinking. That's what I'm thinking. I think you might be onto something there.
15:04Justin: Yeah.
15:04Andrew: But, yeah, I'm thinking that there's quite a. There's quite a few little text conversations. Yeah.
15:07Justin: So who are you texting?
15:09Andrew: I am texting. And you know this. So this is a bit of a bait question, I think, because I've said it several times.
15:17Justin: I just wanted you to tell everyone
15:18Andrew: this is exactly the type of player I would like to add to the Rangers.
15:22Justin: Yeah.
15:22Andrew: Now with the caveat that I don't want to lose a roster player.
15:26Justin: I know.
15:26Andrew: Okay.
15:27Justin: Yeah.
15:27Andrew: So I'm not suggesting anybody get traded.
15:29Justin: Yeah.
15:30Andrew: Because I don't see who you could trade at this point.
15:32Justin: So there's a. There's like a plethora. I was looking up the Carson draft picks. I was looking up that Carson Rakoff trade again today. And I was like, there's like a good Slew of draft picks from that trade alone. Yeah. But there have been other trades and stuff that have happened that there's just like draft picks for the next few years for sure.
15:48Andrew: And like, for example, and I'm not saying this is someone you could include, but like, we don't know if Kane Barch is ever coming here.
15:55Justin: Right, Right. So you have the rights to Kane
15:57Andrew: Bar, so you could throw that in that kind of thing. It seems like he's doing really well at the, the U.S. national Development Programs. So maybe he just stays there, which is totally fine because I think they, they were like, you know what, they took a gamble. We're probably going to get the compensatory pick if he doesn't report, which. So you could package that. You could. There's. Maybe there's prospects in the system, but I don't know anybody. I wouldn't name anybody.
16:19Justin: You know what, there's an AGM to deal with that on your body swap day with Mike McKenzie. Perfect. Mike McKenzie. He's here for big moves. What's your. What's your big move? There's other people. To figure out the logistics, I am
16:30Andrew: calling Rob Papineau in Sudbury about the young man from Toronto, Andrew standing 6 foot 6, 212 pounds, who is having an absolutely banner year in Sudbury and had a crazy year last year. And that's Kieran Walton. Yeah, that's what I think the Rangers need to add. Yeah. I think if you have to move a piece of the young core, you don't do it. Yeah, unfortunately.
16:58Justin: Yeah.
16:58Andrew: But I think if they want to go next level. Do I. I think if you add a Kieran Walton to this team, they can be Brantford in the final.
17:08Justin: Right.
17:08Andrew: That's where I think the Rangers are. I think right now the Rangers are having trouble with the Soo because they don't have somebody who can shrug off the, the big, big players in the Soo Yeah. I think if there's somebody out there creating space, I think they can beat the Soo I think they're a better top to bottom team than the Soo the Soo just comes out and I hate to say it this way, punches them in the face. Yeah. And figured exactly. Yeah, yeah. And yeah. Flying elbows. Yeah, yeah. All the business. And I think if they had somebody who could just play through that and still be a top contributor offensively, he'd lead the team in goals. Right now he is 20 goals, 23 assists, 43 points in 26 games. And then last year he had 92 points in 66 games. So he's a offensive force. He's a great big player.
18:00Justin: And he's not an overager. He's.
18:01Andrew: He's not an overager. He's 19.
18:03Justin: So this is like a. This is a two year play.
18:05Andrew: It's a two year play or it's a guy that. If you can't figure out your overagers next year, if you're somebody that you don't want to lose, there's also a chance that he doesn't play OHL hockey next year.
18:16Justin: Yeah, very true.
18:16Andrew: So I don't know what draft situation. Winnipeg.
18:19Justin: Oh, okay.
18:19Andrew: So if they're anything like Ottawa.
18:21Justin: Yeah.
18:21Andrew: They could just say this guy's. This is a. This a big dude.
18:25Justin: Yeah.
18:25Andrew: He doesn't really need to be playing Ohl hockey.
18:27Justin: Yeah. Yeah.
18:27Andrew: So it could be a rental. Yeah. I think it's something to take a chance on if they can't. If they can't make a move like that without losing. I don't want to lose a core player. That's the issue. There is. I don't think you can move somebody who's integral to like next year. You're looking further down the road if you're moving a player. Yeah. And then if they can't get a guy like that, then they have to get some grit. And I don't know where you get that. But like, they're. I think they are lacking that. I think like last year they had guys like Mercer and Grisolia.
18:56Justin: Yeah.
18:56Andrew: I don't think they have those guys this year.
18:58Justin: Yeah.
18:58Andrew: And I think it's funny because those guys are probably less offensively talented than the guys. The young guys like, basically up to down the team this year. Yeah. But they don't. They bring an X factor that this theme doesn't have.
19:12Justin: Yeah.
19:13Andrew: So if you can't get Kieran Walton or someone. Karen Walton adjacent. Yeah. Then you just have to bring grit into the lineup. I think even if you're not going for it, you have to get some grit because, you know, you can't just have just Matthew Lechar be your guy. Or Andrew MacNiel just be your guy. Or Max Giricolo, just be there, be your guy. Because you need to have some grit throughout the lineup.
19:33Justin: Yeah. Okay.
19:34Andrew: What about you?
19:35Justin: Yeah. So I, I really went with let's stay the course for what we were talking.
19:39Andrew: Yeah.
19:40Justin: I know we didn't get the Memorial Cup, but next. I really feel like we're building towards next year. Like this year's team is really great. Last year's team was Unexpectedly amazing. I think we are. I think this team still has like the potential to beat Branford in the finals and go to the Memorial Cup And they don't.
19:57Andrew: If they don't. If they don't come out and let it three.
20:00Justin: Right away. Yeah. That's.
20:01Andrew: And it was a total breakdown.
20:03Justin: Three.
20:03Andrew: Three defensive breakdowns.
20:05Justin: Yeah.
20:05Andrew: It wasn't anybody's fault. Except everyone's fault.
20:07Justin: Yeah.
20:08Andrew: Yeah.
20:08Justin: So the player that I feel like in. In getting next year ready that I want again in the. With the exact same caveat of you is I really don't want to lose anybody. So I don't really know how this works. Yeah. But I want to get a permanent spot for. For Forest.
20:24Andrew: Yeah.
20:25Justin: Into the lineup because I think he is a great player.
20:29Andrew: Yeah.
20:29Justin: I think he's too good for Todd Bertuzzi. Sorry. For the Cambridge Redhawks.
20:33Andrew: Yeah. Yeah. Whatever they're doing down there, it's working.
20:36Justin: It's working. I also only recently learned that Todd Bertuzzi was the coach of the Cambridge Redhawks. True. It's only a recent development, which makes me laugh. I just watched him be a knucklehead for too many years.
20:46Andrew: Yeah.
20:46Justin: I think Forest should get into the lineup regularly, get those regular reps, be with this team. Start gelling, start getting that chemistry built in. Because we are going to lose a couple of our defensive players next year and I think we are going to need him to step up and it's going to be a big year for him because it's going to be his draft eligible year and like all these things. So I think getting Forest into the lineup this year seems to me like a play that we need to do.
21:11Andrew: Yeah, absolutely.
21:12Justin: And obviously they've tried and there's. There's just guys. Right. Like Kaden Schneider also completely deserves to be in this lineup and he unfortunately gets scratched every once in a while just because there's too many. Too much talent.
21:23Andrew: I know. I don't know if Max is injured right now, but we haven't seen Max. He's injured. He's mostly has been out more than he's in.
21:30Justin: Yeah.
21:30Andrew: True. And think about how much hockey you played last year.
21:32Justin: I know. Yeah.
21:33Andrew: So I, like, I hate to say it this way, but I think they've got a. They've got a lot of good players that are in the lineup or sitting in the press box. And I think they still. They need either to go in or they need to clear space to have. Alex Forrest needs ice time.
21:52Justin: Yes.
21:52Andrew: So now you can just have guys sitting in the press box. But that's not really fair. These guys. Because so, like, in that sense, if there's guys not getting ice time, then I'm okay with seeing guys move on. Because I do want guys to play.
22:06Justin: I. Yeah, I want them all to play. I just don't. I've become too attached. And as Mike McKenzie, I'm sure I have that, like, slightly separated. The hockey mentality. Sure. I'm sure that, like, your muscle memory of knowing how to skate, I'm sure that will come with me. But Justin is too personally attached to every single one of the players. Yeah.
22:24Andrew: You also know for. You also know when you're Mike McKenzie, that this player is going to this environment with these people and you trust these people and you know they're good people.
22:34Justin: Yeah.
22:34Andrew: Because you're probably not trading. Like, I'm sure there's guys in organizations, Niagara, that you're not trading to. You know what I mean? And I'm not saying this year, but
22:43Justin: Niagara, the past couple years, them to Niagara. They'll just end up in London.
22:50Andrew: Yeah, pretty much. Pretty much. And that wasn't a shot at Niagara now, but there was a shot at Niagara. All that stuff off ice stuff.
22:57Justin: We need to see the change.
22:58Andrew: Yeah, exactly. Right. We know. We know that their podcast is a good guy. Their podcast host is a good guy. We have no idea.
23:05Justin: Yeah, yeah. The organization itself, we don't know yet.
23:08Andrew: We're rooting for them, though. We want them to be good enough that they never trade to London ever again. That's what I'm telling you. I want Niagara to be good. No more trades with London.
23:17Justin: Yeah. All right. So that was then. We body swap back and. Did you bring your bow tie?
23:24Andrew: I'm so tired.
23:28Justin: That's just because you're Andrew again.
23:29Andrew: That's what I'm saying. That's what I was saying.
23:32Justin: Yeah. You're actually also in better shape because Mike probably is just.
23:37Andrew: Oh, Mike's been working out. I gotta save this guy.
23:41Justin: I gotta save this kid. It's got a family.
23:46Andrew: I don't think you'd say kid. If you look up the age difference.
23:48Justin: I know it's not.
23:49Andrew: There's like, nothing. Yeah, yeah.
23:51Justin: I think it's more of a mentality.
23:53Andrew: We'll bring that up. Yeah, we're man boys.
23:55Justin: Yeah, we're man boys. Yeah. The kid was more of the. Okay. Get your life together, man.
23:59Andrew: Yeah. Oh, my goodness. Mike, I hope you're listening. All right.
24:07Justin: We're pulling out our bow ties now.
24:09Andrew: Yeah.
24:09Justin: For the Aud listeners, we're pulling out our bow ties.
24:12Andrew: Yes. We should have brought actual bow ties.
24:14Justin: We probably could know.
24:15Andrew: Yeah, we could.
24:15Justin: We should have.
24:16Andrew: You know.
24:16Justin: So actually, next year.
24:18Andrew: Yes.
24:18Justin: Can we get some AudPod branded bow ties?
24:21Andrew: Oh, yeah. Especially for the holiday extravaganza. Yeah, I think. Yeah, yeah.
24:25Justin: Marilyn.
24:26Andrew: Yeah, exactly.
24:28Justin: It is the second annual.
24:38Andrew: Oh. He just was making direct eye contact the whole time.
24:42Justin: He held it. I could tell he wanted to say something and I was gonna see if I could hold it longer. Andrew, you are presenting the first odd potty tonight.
24:53Andrew: I am?
24:54Justin: Go ahead.
24:55Andrew: Excited.
24:55Justin: Take it away.
24:56Andrew: All right, I've got. We're gonna get this one right out of the way. Okay, good. I've got. One of my favorite insults is to call someone a dill weed. We've got the total dill weeds of the year. Oh, and that is going to our friends across the pond at Kieko Espo. That's right. Congratulations. You are officially total dill weeds of the year for your work with Oscar Hemming.
25:23Justin: Congrats. Yay. Accepting the award this year is nobody, because we're not talking to them. All right, my first odd potty is a new odd potty this year. The Mike Petizian clutch goal of the year award.
25:46Andrew: So I only have four now.
25:48Justin: Maybe yours is different. Maybe it's true because these are our mid year awards. This one is going to our dear friend Luke Elena's for the Aud winner in Windsor and to complete the reverse Soupy Absolutely. Congratulations, Luke Elena's. Mr. Elena's right on your Mike Petizian clutch goal of the year award. Perfect.
26:08Andrew: Yeah. I had a clutch goal of the year as well. And that's who it's going to.
26:12Justin: So perfect. All right, who, what's your next award?
26:16Andrew: All right. The. Ouch. It hurts my teeth because it's such a crispy apple award. Apple of the year.
26:23Justin: Yeah.
26:23Andrew: Goes to our buddy, our pal from this past week, getting it in at the last second. Apple. Avery, the artist anis. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right. For the couture officest.
26:35Justin: The couture offices.
26:36Andrew: That's right. All right. Avery.
26:38Justin: Yeah.
26:38Andrew: Congratulations.
26:39Justin: Congratulations.
26:40Andrew: Yes.
26:41Justin: Yay. Insert clapping. Yes.
26:43Andrew: Lots of claps.
26:45Justin: For my first repeat award, the pop and lock award for best fighter of the year. I'm giving it to our friend of the podcast, Mr. Weston Cameron, for his Sonic the Hedgehog fighting style.
27:01Andrew: There you go. Sonic and Knuckles right there.
27:04Justin: He's both more Knuckles than Sonic, but Sonic as well.
27:07Andrew: Yeah, exactly.
27:09Justin: All right.
27:10Andrew: This is a brand new on the same as talking about Toughness. This is from both of us. Yeah, right. We both. This is a unanimous selection.
27:18Justin: Correct.
27:18Andrew: All right, we're going with the Battle Built Warrior of the Year award.
27:22Justin: Yes.
27:23Andrew: And that is going to our friend and the intro announcer on the AudPod, jj. That's right, jj, you got yourself an odd potty this year. You're battling, we're following, and we're loving the progress that you're making. Today, I saw was a good day. They're not all good days. They shouted us out today on JJ's mom's Instagram, talking about that she did a good, bad, and ugly today. And so the fact that we can be a little part of this story and this battle that she's going through. Yeah, definitely the battle Built Warrior of the Year, by far. Yeah, by far.
28:03Justin: Congratulations, jj, on your award. We expect an acceptance speech any day now.
28:07Andrew: At some point.
28:08Justin: Yes.
28:09Andrew: When you're feeling up to it.
28:10Justin: When you're feeling up to it. We'd love to hear it.
28:12Andrew: We'd love to.
28:12Justin: And an update. And we're rooting for you.
28:14Andrew: Yeah.
28:14Justin: All right. For my next award, it's the DAudPod. Always there for you award. And we tallied the votes, sent it through the AudPod computer. It tabulated, it crunched the numbers, ran several times, backwards, forwards, and it was a straight tie.
28:30Andrew: Inverse reverse.
28:32Justin: Yeah, yeah, it was a straight tie for 2 dads that we at the AudPod. Also dods. We are also dods, but different dods of different dots and. Yeah, kids and whatever. But this award is going out to Mr. Ansys and Mr. Bilecki, who we've had some great connections with, and we just love the way that you got. You guys support your kids. We know that there are lots of parents. We know some of the parents listen to the podcast, but we. We want to just give a shout out to all the parents of these young men who are very talented young men, and we love all the support that you give the Aud defend the Aud whatever. Whatever you got to do out there. We love it. This is to the dods.
29:12Andrew: The dods. The dods. On the same note, I've got a. I've got a Dodd award here. Oh, I do. I do. It's funny you didn't mention him. I got dod.
29:22Justin: You got another dod.
29:23Andrew: I got the Eagle Eye of the Year award.
29:25Justin: Yes.
29:26Andrew: And that.
29:26Justin: I know who this is going to.
29:28Andrew: Mr. Joel Shovel gets an odd potty because he called us out for not calling out the refs. Last week's episode about the replay where there Was clearly goaltender interference, even though we didn't see it and the refs didn't see it. But there was contact with the glove clear as day. And we love when we get feedback like that, you guys. He said we were bamboozled and I just loved that was used. So I love that we both had Dodd Awards. Dodd Pod. Yeah. Odd. Odd fathers.
30:04Justin: Odd fathers. Odd fathers. You guys are odd fathers. All the Aud fathers.
30:08Andrew: the Aud fathers.
30:08Justin: Yes. Yes. Okay, I have another. I have a. I have another repeat award which is similar to your Apple of the year. Okay. But this is the. Mom, I'm doing the dishes. This is the Spin Cycle edition of this award. So the best spinorama, which I know is controversial because there are two.
30:29Andrew: Two.
30:29Justin: There are two. But I am picking the Christian Humphreys against Flint Spinorama. No, look past.
30:36Andrew: Well done.
30:36Justin: Congratulations, Christian Humphreys Please, in the comments, tell us if Balecki's is better. Yeah, it was. You tell us if. If I got this right or wrong.
30:48Andrew: I love it.
30:50Justin: Controversial potential award.
30:52Andrew: All right, I've got the next one. I've got the Iron man of the Year award. Okay. And that goes to our friend of the pod, Mr. Jack Pridham, for hitting so many posts this year and still leading the team in goals. Yeah, there's only positive regression is coming.
31:09Justin: So if we are not giving out any physical awards this year, but if we did, it would be a dented post.
31:16Andrew: That's exactly it.
31:17Justin: Yeah.
31:17Andrew: The Iron man of the Year award.
31:19Justin: Nice. That's a great award.
31:21Andrew: She doesn't miss games. Game. So it works that way too. Yes. Yeah, yeah.
31:25Justin: It's a double entendre. Yeah. Okay. And my final award tonight is the Most Likely to Grow up to be a Teddy Bear award. And we're giving that to our friend, Mr. Mike Farwell.
31:40Andrew: That's right. That's right, Mike. Get ready.
31:44Justin: Get ready. And one and two. We're going for London's record next year and we're.
31:52Andrew: How many teddies does Mike count as? Because it's got to be a weight thing. They got to weigh the Teddy.
31:57Justin: Yeah, yeah.
31:58Andrew: Well, and listen, Mike's in good shape, so if we can somehow slip extra sugars into his coffee. So he got a few more Teddy on that scale.
32:06Justin: I hear he's drinking coffee at the Aud again. So now we can. We can juice him up.
32:11Andrew: We could juice him up.
32:12Justin: All right, I have two more of two more. Okay.
32:14Andrew: Because I know we messed this up, but we have two more. I've got the. This next award. All Right. Last year, this individual did not get an award. Okay. This was. And this was very. This was highly controversial.
32:28Justin: Okay.
32:28Andrew: This was. I heard whispers.
32:30Justin: Yeah.
32:30Andrew: That there were major rumblings going on behind the scenes. This one is going to a very important aspect of the pod. All right. This is somebody who dedicates a lot of time to the pod. It is the Paternity Eternity Editor of the Year award. And it goes to my buddy sitting right over here, Mr. Justin Born I
32:54Justin: get an odd potty.
32:54Andrew: You got an odd potty. There you go. I'm not making one for you.
33:00Justin: I'd like to thank my mom and my dad.
33:06Andrew: All right, the last one.
33:07Justin: Yeah.
33:07Andrew: Okay. This is one's. This one's even more controversial.
33:11Justin: Okay.
33:11Andrew: Okay. This is the coast to Coast Like Milk and Toast AudPod Host of the Year award. And it was. Listen, it was razor thin decision here. Yeah. Okay.
33:22Justin: Is that why the AudPod computer is broken tabulating this award?
33:26Andrew: Yes. Actually, like so many votes, you know, about how AI uses so much water.
33:32Justin: Yeah.
33:33Andrew: And so much green energy and all that kind of stuff. It just destroys the planet.
33:36Justin: I noticed grand river is a little low.
33:38Andrew: I was gonna say this is like three times that. The Global AI usage. Three times. the AudPod Host of the Year award. Okay, let's. A little. Yeah. All right. Hang on. I. I think I wrote it down here.
33:56Justin: It's gonna go to La La Land, isn't it? Okay.
34:00Andrew: Weston Cameron. Hey.
34:04Justin: Double AudPod winner tonight.
34:06Andrew: Double ODD podcast pod winner.
34:09Justin: He's gonna have to clear off the mantle to get all these odd bodies
34:12Andrew: on the Aud potties for Weston. Yeah. You know what? He could probably put them on each end of his desk.
34:20Justin: Yeah, Sean, he's gonna be so mad.
34:26Andrew: Be so mad at that comment.
34:27Justin: Yeah.
34:28Andrew: And he's commenting. Yeah, yeah, we're already anger on YouTube comment. Yep, there it is. Love you, Sean.
34:36Justin: And that concludes our second annual ODD Body Award presentation.
34:44Andrew: I Can't Believe It's Over.
34:45Justin: Brought to you by the Kitchener Public Library in association with all of the AudPod, the Aud and all affiliate associates with the Aud POD and the audience. AudPodience.
34:56Andrew: Opience. Opulence.
34:57Justin: Opulence Audience.
34:59Andrew: This is not a Kitchener Rangers production.
35:01Justin: This is not a Kitchener Rangers production. Nor are we officially affiliated with the Aud even though we use their name in our branding and all of emotional material. And Andrew, with that, I think it's time to go sit in front of a fire with a warm mug of cocoa.
35:16Andrew: And a pipe. And a pipe packed with tobacco. Yes. Fresh tobacco.
35:20Justin: None of that preferably Frosty's nose.
35:22Andrew: Yes.
35:26Justin: Poor Frosty.
35:27Andrew: Wasn't Frosty's nose a carrot? Are you just gnawing on a carrot?
35:30Justin: Corn cob, piping.
35:32Andrew: A button nose.
35:33Justin: A button nose.
35:34Andrew: That's what it was. Yeah. Yeah. Which goes off the board? Oh, okay. Blind rankings. Snowman accessories. All right. Top five. Okay.
35:44Justin: I'm blind. I'm blind.
35:45Andrew: You're blind ranking.
35:45Justin: Yeah.
35:46Andrew: Yeah. This is how we're ending the show.
35:47Justin: Yeah. You're great.
35:47Andrew: Okay. All right. Okay. This is where we see the statistics drop off the cliff of people listening.
35:53Justin: All right.
35:54Andrew: Okay. All right, all right. Blind ranking. Yeah. Where are you putting carrot?
36:00Justin: I don't think it's a great. I don't even know what it is.
36:04Andrew: A carrot is usually. Think about a snowman.
36:06Justin: Carrot.
36:07Andrew: The nose.
36:07Justin: But I thought he had a button nose.
36:09Andrew: That's what Frosty.
36:10Justin: I'm saying snowman, snowman, carrot. I'm going four.
36:13Andrew: Four.
36:13Justin: I don't think it's a great nose.
36:14Andrew: Okay, so we got carrot. Yeah. Okay. All right, all right. Okay. I think some people push back on you. But you know what I will Sam O'Reilly think one, like, it invites animals into your yard. Yeah. And it rots. Yeah.
36:26Justin: So you're gonna find that in the spring and you're gonna be like, it's going to clog your lawnmower.
36:30Andrew: Yeah.
36:30Justin: It's going to be bad.
36:31Andrew: Exactly.
36:31Justin: Okay.
36:32Andrew: I like that.
36:33Justin: 4.
36:33Andrew: Okay, we're locking it in.
36:34Justin: Yeah.
36:34Andrew: Okay, now, coal, coal, coal. It could be used as buttons or it could be used as eyes. Yeah.
36:42Justin: And I think it's versatility. Puts it at a two. Wow.
36:45Andrew: You're going high for the coal.
36:46Justin: I think two is good for the coal.
36:49Andrew: Yeah. All right. You must be from Alberta. You really like the coal.
36:51Justin: Hey, I do miss that mountain. The side of it.
36:57Andrew: Okay, we're going scarf, scarf, scarf.
37:00Justin: One. Really? That's. Whoa. Quintessential.
37:03Andrew: We're going one on the scarf.
37:05Justin: That takes it.
37:06Andrew: You're taking. You're taking away your one now.
37:08Justin: Yes. You feel confident because I think the scarf takes a snowman from just like an everyday snowman to.
37:15Andrew: I think you're. I think you're screwing this up, man. But I'm putting it in. We're locking it in.
37:19Justin: One.
37:19Andrew: All right. Okay. All right, we've got button.
37:21Justin: Button.
37:22Andrew: Yeah.
37:23Justin: Five.
37:23Andrew: Five for the button. I don't like it. Okay. He doesn't like the button. Okay. I appreciate that.
37:28Justin: Yeah.
37:28Andrew: All right. See, this is where I think you screwed up.
37:30Justin: Okay.
37:30Andrew: This is where I think you should have the scarf at 3 and left this one open because this is an all time classic and it's the top hat. Oh, yeah, you blew it.
37:39Justin: I could see I. In hindsight, probably Cole would be three. Top hat, two.
37:44Andrew: Okay.
37:44Justin: Scarf, one.
37:45Andrew: Scarf guy.
37:46Justin: I'm pretty confident with the scarf guy. The scarf is good.
37:49Andrew: Okay. And are you going? What kind of pattern are you going on? The scarf.
37:52Justin: Oh, the scarf is striped. Yeah.
37:54Andrew: Scarf.
37:55Justin: I think you're going. I think you're going. How would you want to do it? The shorter side stripes, not lengthwise.
38:00Andrew: Okay.
38:00Justin: Width wise stripes, green and red, obviously.
38:03Andrew: Okay, cool. All right.
38:04Justin: Maybe some gold accent.
38:05Andrew: Oh, wow.
38:06Justin: Yeah, I got a really fabulous. I really got a nice scarf in mind. So I think that's why scarf is number one.
38:12Andrew: Okay. All right, so that's five to one. It's button, carrot, top hat, coal scarf. Okay.
38:19Justin: I think the scarf is nice. Nobody's putting their nice top hat on a snowman. It's the one with the flap.
38:24Andrew: Oh, for sure.
38:25Justin: Yeah. It's going to be like the scar
38:27Andrew: and top hat number one. All right.
38:29Justin: Okay.
38:29Andrew: All right, cool.
38:30Justin: Thank you.
38:31Andrew: All right, thanks, everyone.
38:32Justin: There we are. Quick. Thank you to our crew, Ken Born Thank you for all the branding and marketing.
38:37Andrew: Papa Born Thank you.
38:38Justin: Thank you to Liam, our prodigal producer. Thank you to Tim for creating, writing, performing, exaggerating, fixing everything. Exaggerating. Just doing all.
38:48Andrew: He exaggerates all the time.
38:50Justin: All the time. Yeah.
38:51Andrew: All right.
38:52Justin: You know how many things he says bad about your pops?
38:54Andrew: Yeah, I can imagine.
38:55Justin: That's not your dad.
38:56Andrew: No, no, he'd never say anything.
38:58Justin: No, I don't think.
38:59Andrew: No. No.
38:59Justin: And he's best friends with your mom, so.
39:01Andrew: Yeah, I know. It was in the hockey games with my mom.
39:03Justin: I know it's crazy.
39:04Andrew: Yeah.
39:04Justin: Thank you to the Kitchener Public Library for hosting us this week.
39:07Andrew: Library. Public library. Library. Sorry, Tim.
39:14Justin: And of course, thank you to JJ for doing our voiceover in our intro. You want an AudPod?
39:18Andrew: You won an AudPod.
39:19Justin: You did. And Andrew, where can you find us on the social medias at the Aud
39:23Andrew: podcast, on TikTok and Instagram and you can just search for us on YouTube or Google the AudPod. Kitchener Rangers will come up. In fact, if for any matter of Kitchener Rangers roster player in the last two years, chances are we've made a clip about the Aud we'll show up. Not that we have any business showing up on the first page of Google, but we do.
39:42Justin: And we were giving gifts away to the Kitchener Rangers but a gift to us would be liking subscribing, commenting, following all if you any of those things that you do for us, we greatly appreciate.
39:54Andrew: Give us your own odd potty.
39:56Justin: Yeah.
39:56Andrew: In the comments.
39:56Justin: Tell us your odd potty. Tell us your frost, your list, your odd potty. Tell us your frost, your snowman ranking. Yeah. Tell me how bad I did. Tell me why scarf is not number one.
40:08Andrew: Yes.
40:08Justin: Let's do it. Yeah. I want to hear it. And Andrew, it's going to be. We'll be there tonight. Tonight, Friday.
40:16Andrew: Yep.
40:16Justin: But it'll be a while before the Aud pot is back. We're back. January 9th.
40:21Andrew: That's a long time.
40:22Justin: So, you know, if you want to see us between now and January 9th, you can find us at the Kitchener Memorial Auditorium.
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